I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm both gender and math confused
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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