Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
