You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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