he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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