Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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