Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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