Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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