no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
the raccoons are back...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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