would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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