Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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