I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
