What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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