Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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