i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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