Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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