grandma shit on top of the toilet
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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