I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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