I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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