just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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