oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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