I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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