I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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