office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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