it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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