I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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