I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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