Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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