haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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