she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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