I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
God, I missed his penis.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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