I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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