Small penises have feelings too.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Randomize
