he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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