Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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