Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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