Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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