If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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