he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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