okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I use my feet as sexual weapons
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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