There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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