Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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