He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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