That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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