Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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