I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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