Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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