Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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