Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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