This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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