Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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