fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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