Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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